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(via menmybass)
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Loxhyl.: Women annoy me. SO many annoying women come into my work and just complain. →
Seriously, your boyfriend doesn’t complain when you drag him into shoe stores and make up stores but as soon as he goes somewhere he likes to look at something he ENJOYS, out comes the flurry of insults.
‘GAMES ARE STUPID WHY DO YOU PLAY THEM!!!?!!?!’
‘OH GOOD, ANOTHER FUCKING GAME SO YOU CAN…
this. with minecraft. if you know me you know the story already.
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What my local EB Games does when they receive a used game with no cover
(via danceyrselfmad)
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See, like five of these apply to me.
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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so is that what you call a jellyfish
well tell me what you jellyfish with
cause i’ve seen more spine in getaway
i’ve seen more guts in eleven week old pigs
so have another drink and drive yourself road
i hope there’s ice on all the homes
and you can think of me when you forget your windshield
and again when your head goes through the seatbelts
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti(via menmybass)
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ZOMG WEBBER!
YAY!
